Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
These jokes suck!
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.