Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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More like your anus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?