Worst Jokes Ever
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Your (DYM 47).
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)