Kids versus Drugs Comparison

This joke uses a dark comparison between kids and drugs. The punchline implies that the speaker treats kids as something they would never sell, making a disturbing implication about how they view children while suggesting they might deal drugs otherwise. It plays on the shock value and is morbid.

• Drug
• Kid
• Difference
• Child
• Children
• Sale

• What’s the difference between candy and an orphan? Candy is something everybody wants.
• What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
• What's the difference between a child and a book? One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
• What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids? Neither do ever grow old.