Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
A... B... Sea?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"