Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.