Worst Jokes Ever
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Your (DYM 29).
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.