Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”