Worst Jokes Ever

I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.

Alya is so retarded.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

lol hi

Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"

Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."

There is no family.

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D