What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
ANAND
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."