If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Worst Jokes Ever
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
----> [] get in the door.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Holy cow!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.