Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
These jokes suck!
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.