Worst Jokes Ever

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

Best political joke... Joe Biden.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Epic gamer.

Let's chat here, Prince.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

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