Worst Jokes Ever
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Man dies.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."