Worst Jokes Ever

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

Petal

Hana?

What do you call a dad in the mirror?

(Your imagination.)

Suck your mum's bum.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Why is Broly always mad?

Answer: His bros dead.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

What does a gorilla attorney study?

The law of the jungle.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.