Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Meme.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”