I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ā¤ļøā¤ļøš
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
What is another name š¤ for Holy water š§š§š§š§š§š§š§š§š§ š§š§š§š§š§š§š§š§ š½ toilet water.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Out (DYM 75)
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
