Worst Jokes Ever
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
When the drip is sus.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.