Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Why the "hell" is this here?
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"