Worst Jokes Ever
What is a chode?
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Kaas.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump, just why?
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
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