Worst Jokes Ever
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.