Worst Jokes Ever
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.