Worst Jokes Ever
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Ruhan.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.