Worst Jokes Ever
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What do you call a?
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.