Worst Jokes Ever

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A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!

Gallons (DYM 113).

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Gwen, are you there?

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

You're adopted.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.