Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)

A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"

Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.