Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."