Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
I'm a joke supremacist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.