Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"

Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.

The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

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    • Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

    Me: Okay, so an Asian...

    Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

    There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

    Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?