Worst Jokes Ever
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"