I fucked a wall.
Worst Jokes Ever
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Uff.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
