Worst Jokes Ever
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?