Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
What do you call a racist community? America.