Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.