Worst Jokes Ever
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.