Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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  • Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

    Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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  • How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.