Worst Jokes Ever
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”