Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Gnome.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.