wanna go to suicide school then time travel to Hitler's bunker and aski him to teach you
why is the tower of Pisa leaning because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital Reload and keep shooting
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games. Suddenly they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running, the other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?". The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Q why do I always see does to gay men in the roundabout
A they couldn’t go straight
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
They both used to be straight
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious
yo mama's so stupid when they said "order in the court' She asked for burgers and fries
Roses are red Violets are blue Lay on the bed So I can fuck you
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
