Worst Jokes Ever
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.