Worst Jokes Ever
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.