Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.