Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

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Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.