Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Difference

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

Mama

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Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Asian

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If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

9/11

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When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Man

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Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Kidney

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Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.