Worst Jokes Ever
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Technoblade would love it here.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.