Worst Jokes Ever
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.