Worst Jokes Ever
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Oh, brother!
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.