Worst Jokes Ever
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.