if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
