Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿