Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

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    • Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

    I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

    I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

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    • How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. They just beat the room for being black.

    Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

    That's what happened to my dog.

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    • Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.

    One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.

    The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.

    The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"

    In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

    But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

    If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

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