Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
"Among Us."
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
