Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.