Worst Jokes Ever
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
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