I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
Worst Jokes Ever
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
