Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Worst Jokes Ever
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
"Among Us."
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
