Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.

Start a RATIO chain.

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Why did the duck get arrested?

He tried to quack a safe.

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

Sis is meme.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.