Worst Jokes Ever
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.