Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.