What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Worst Jokes Ever
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
