Worst Jokes Ever
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.