Worst Jokes Ever
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
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There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
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