Worst Jokes Ever
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Imagine being emo.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Your mom is hot.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"