Worst Jokes Ever
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!