Worst Jokes Ever

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?

Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."