Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.