Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Peanut Butter

    • One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.

    And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.

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    • Pedophile

    • Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

    The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

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    • Priest

    • A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

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    • Sex

    • I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

    He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

    Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

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    • Sandwich

    • What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

    You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

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    • Rape

    • I raped a girl and I liked it.

    I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

    It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

    Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

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    • Word

    • In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

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