Worst Jokes Ever
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.