Worst Jokes Ever

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

me: I'm going to steal your heart.

her: omg that's so romantic!!

me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[being buried alive]

Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!

Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.

The jury: O.o

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead. 😁

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