What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot“.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us? It’s the only place they can vote!
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
where did the children go after he step on the land mine
there, there, over there, and over here to
New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
If you ever think no one cares about you?
Kill someone, than the news will.
what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
F*ck off! You won’t bring it back.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
