Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
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