Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.