Worst Jokes Ever
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My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.