Worst Jokes Ever
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?