Worst Jokes Ever
like this if you don't like school.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
like this if you have ever been abused.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.