Worst Jokes Ever
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”