Worst Jokes Ever
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.