Worst Jokes Ever

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Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "ζƒ³εƒδ»€δΉˆ (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸑巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

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    • This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

    The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

    I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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