Worst Jokes Ever
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Gay people would suck at war.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.