Worst Jokes Ever
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
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Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.