There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Worst Jokes Ever
What about women's lefts?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Stand in the corner.
Here is a joke: Rape.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
