Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Your mom.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.