Worst Jokes Ever
I'm illegal.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I don't know, I don't have one.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.