Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I love Communism.
Make America Great Britain again!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Blue Takis?