Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Yo mama is Obama.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Hope this is good!
We gate.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
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What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.