Worst Jokes Ever

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?

Walking! 😂😂😂

Butt hehe.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?

C4.