Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Like this if you like me.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
