Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Big Dik
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!