Worst Jokes Ever
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.