Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.