Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
like if you know someone that is emo.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
