Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
I am the danger.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!