Worst Jokes Ever

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

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So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

I'm gay and an orphan.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.