Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Worst Jokes Ever
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
My dad killed Hitler.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
