Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo๐ท๐บ."
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why canโt Helen Keller drive?
Itโs because sheโs dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
