Worst Jokes Ever

I killed my cat.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He can't run home.

Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?

Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.

Kindly yeet someone!

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

What do you call a united cow?

United Steaks.

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

Ashten Parkes

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!