Worst Jokes Ever
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.