Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.