Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Worst Jokes Ever
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
The S in America stands for safe.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? ππ
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
