Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.