Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And into a table, and into a chair.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home base.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

The priest had a very holy shirt.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Why don't we keep the balls rolling?

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!