Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.