Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Worst Jokes Ever
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Slay.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
