Worst Jokes Ever
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Like if you know someone emo.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.