Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

What would you rate this woman?

A 7.

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

What would an orphan priest call himself?

Father Les.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

What’s an orphan's favorite beer?

Foster's.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!