Worst Jokes Ever
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
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What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.