Worst Jokes Ever
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.