Worst Jokes Ever

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Roddy Rick Dalby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma balls.

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

I AGREE WITH EDP.

My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..

They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.