Worst Jokes Ever
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
So Mungus.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.