What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
