Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.