We forge the chains we wear in life.
Worst Jokes Ever
"So what, ah, my G?"
Lean.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
