Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Butter believe it.