Worst Jokes Ever
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.