Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Ur face.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.