I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Worst Jokes Ever
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
