Worst Jokes Ever
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.