What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Worst Jokes Ever
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
