Worst Jokes Ever
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Ashten Parkes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.