Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Anyone know sadgirl101?
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
