Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.