Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Worst Jokes Ever
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldnβt go to the party because of cancer.
What is a gay personβs favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
